Saturday, December 5, 2009

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New schedules Immigrant Day

FROM MONDAY, DECEMBER 14, THE EMBASSY OF MEXICO
OPERATE WITH DAYLIGHT SAVING.

THE SERVICE PUBLIC WILL BE OFFERED:
FROM 14 TO 31 DECEMBER 2009

Monday to Friday from 9:30 to 12:00 pm Reception of documents
2:00 p.m. to 15:00 hours Delivery of documents

FROM 2 JANUARY TO 12 FEBRUARY 2010

Monday to Friday from 10:00 to 12:00 pm Reception of documents
14:00 to 15:00 hours Delivery of documents

The Embassy will be closed on December 25, 2009 and January 1 2010

Friday, November 20, 2009

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Video Tutorial



I will not give much can this issue ....
is a 3-part video tutorial to make some time modeling a candle
The level is beginner to intermediate and explores basic concepts of modeling.
fotito The result is that the entry is no more I leave the link is hosted on youtube.

1st part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIT21T_s5hE
2nd part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWy2FAWmRKE&feature =
related 3rd part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGFniNB78Ug&feature=related

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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- CAUDILLOS COMICS CONVENTION WILL BE IN THE "IMAGINARY 09"

For the first time the magazine comic Salta will have a booth at the convention Sgo IMAGINARY. 09, the Convention of Comics and Fantasy Genre NOA most important, to be carried out 6th, 7th and 8th of November next 14 hours from the Catholic University of Sgo. del Estero, located at Av Alsina and Dalmasi Velez Sarsfield, and Castro House, located in Avenida Belgrano (s) 555.
It will this year with the presence of national comic grosos Leonardo Manco (Captain America, X-Force, Wolverine, Batman and Hellblazer: John Constantine), Jorge Lucas (The Darkness, The Incredible Hulk, The Avengers, Iron Man, Black Panther) and Gustavo Sala (The Hand, Genius, Barcelona, \u200b\u200bSpain Monographic Comique and others).

Then I leave all the data for those fans who want to venture into this new edition:


LOCATIONS AND CONTENT

UCSE
AULA MAGNA
Fantastic Fair with ff. stands:
- Millennium Comics, Comics Multiverse, Cry of Mute, Hyperion & Co.; DistriComix; Deux Studio; Comic.Ar; Magazine Papalú; Magazine Warlords, Maco Pacheco Illustrator, AHI Rosario Santiagueños Cartoonists, Association Argentina Tolkien (Smial Ered Kalain i) Order of the North Fan Club X-Files; CiNerd; Entertainment Sunstar Cinemas.

Illustration Gallery:
- Leonardo Manco, Jorge Lucas, Gustavo Sala, Pablo Alvarez and other winners Cartoon Contest illustration Imaginary 09.


HALL AUDITORIUM - Talks Panels. Screenings of classic and new animation and science fiction world. AULA 32


- Talks Panels.

SALON CENTRAL HOUSE CASTRO

- shows 50/30. Created to commemorate 50 years since the first publication of The Eternauta and 30 years after the disappearance of its founder, Hector Oesterheld Germain. Consists of the mythical imaginary decks Zero Hour Weekly magazine, carried by major contemporary comic talents. This show has been declared Educational Interest by the Ministry of Education, Science and Technology of Argentina. SALON


SIDE 1 - Projections of classic and new animation and science fiction world.

2
SIDE SALON - Cartoon Workshop.

PROGRAM ACTIVITIES

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6
14.00. UCSE - Aula Magna. ROLE PLAYING GAMES. In charge of the Order of the North.

15.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "Sky Crawlers," the latest animated feature film by Mamoru Oshii; responsible for "Ghost In The Shell. "

15.30 hs. UCSE - Aula 32. Panel Talk: VIDEO GAMES, ONE LIFE TO THE JOYSTICK ALWAYS READY. " Led by Matt Leshman.

16.00. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 2. Cartoon Workshop. Led by JORGE LUCAS.

17.00 hs. UCSE - Aula 32. Chat Panel: "VAMPIRES, THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS BRILLANTINA MAN." A Flower by Ornella Bazzarelli and Fili.

17.30 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Screening: "The Collector" TV program dedicated to collecting and fantasy art.

18.00 hs. UCSE - Aula Magna. THE IMAGINARY TRIVIA. A charge of Juarez Duo - ThorCaza.

19.00 hs. UCSE - Aula 32. Chat Panel: "FANTASTIC FILM." In charge of Barnabas Quiroga.

19.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "DARK CITY: DIRECTOR'S CUT" the magnificent Alex Proyas tape as he conceived it.

20.00 pm. UCSE - Aula 32. Panel Talk: Presentation of the book "SORRY BALL." Led by Gustavo Sala.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 7

14.00. UCSE - Aula Magna. ROLE PLAYING GAMES. In charge of the Order of the North.

14.00 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Projection: "SUPERMAN-BATMAN: PUBLIC ENEMIES."

15.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "WATCHMEN: DIRECTOR'S CUT" and "Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter". The superb graphic novel made into a film by Zack Snyder, as the intended.

15.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 2. Humorous Cartoon Workshop & Graphic Humor. By Gustavo SALA & staff of the magazine PAPALÚ. "

15.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Chat Panel: "FANTASTIC COLLECTIBLES & ART." In charge of Alexander Radeff.
16.00. UCSE - Aula 32. Projection: "WONDER WOMAN". Animated film about the origins of the Amazon princess.

16.10 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Screening: "The Collector" TV program dedicated to collecting and fantasy art.

16.30 hs. UCSE - Aula Magna. THE GREAT GAME OF THE SERIES, by the Fan Club X-Files.

17.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Chat Panel: "FRINGE, the greatest mystery." In charge of the Fan Club X-Files.

18.00 hs. UCSE - Aula 32. Projection: "HULK VS." Animated film where The Incredible Hulk is measured against Thor and Wolverine.

18.10 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Projection: "V, ALIEN INVASION - PILOT. " The new version of the classic 80.

18.30 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "Ponyo on the Cliff." The last production of the master Hayao Miyazaki.

19.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Projection: "STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS." Debut of the new season of the animated series in 3D.

20.30 pm. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: LEONARDO MANCO.

21.10 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. COSPLAY. The long awaited Costume Contest.

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 8

14.00. UCSE - Aula Magna. ROLE PLAYING GAMES. In charge of the Order of the North.

14.00 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Projection: "GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT." The animated film of the Emerald Gladiator.

15.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "Saint Seiya: Lost Canvas. OVA 1 to 6. "

15.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: EDITORIAL IVREA.

16.00. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 2. Comic shop by LEONARDO MANCO.

16.00. UCSE - Aula 32. Projection: 2008 SPECIAL DOCTOR WHO - VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED. " The emblematic character of British science fiction is involved in a particular voyage of the Titanic.

16.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: Presentation of PAPALÚ magazine.

17.10 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: JORGE LUCAS.

18.00 hs. UCSE - Aula 32. Projection: HIGHLANDER: THE SEARCH FOR VENGEANCE. " The immortal story of the Clan McLeod adapted to anime.

18.00 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Projection: "Imagine: ARGENTINA CARTOON ADVENTURE." Documentary film directed by Daniela Fiore.

18.00 hs. CASA CASTRO - Hall Side 1. Projection: "DONNIE DARKO". Directed by Richard Kelly. A History of Schizophrenia "or science fiction?

19.30 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: SERIES EVENTS: WAVES cathode MIVIDA get in! ". A Ilde by Diez.

20.10 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. Panel Talk: ANDREW Accorsi.
21.00 hs. UCSE - Auditorium. CLOSURE OF IMAGINARY SGO. 09

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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On this date we remember the September 4, 1812 when the first triumvirate signed a decree that said "(...) the government offers immediate protection to individuals of all nations and their families who wish to take up residence in the territory (...)" This Argentina Republic opened its borders to immigrants from all over the world who wanted to live in this land.
The Constitution of 1853 in his Foreword , also refers to "all inhabitants of the world who wish to dwell on Argentine soil."

This year in Salta, Nora and her family attended the Immigrant Day. His daughter Maria Hilda Portaña a beautiful dress Typical Mexican.
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Warrant is to keep the batteries and next year we are all present, as a preamble also our national holiday. A hug!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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Immigrant Day Photos in Salta 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

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Grito Fiestas Patrias in Salta, Argentina

Building Catholic religious celebrations of the Lord and the Virgen del Milagro in Salta, we advance the holidays and will soon go up photos, stories and videos!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

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SYMBOLISM IN THE FLAG OF MEXICO

There has been no human group that has not owned a symbol that unite with a sense of collective identity. The flag of Mexico brings together symbols that merged together over more than five centuries. The current flag, called the Fourth National Flag was adopted by decree on September 16, 1968 (Independence Day in Mexico, in 1821) and confirmed by law on February 24, 1984 (Flag Day). The version used today is an adaptation of the design approved in 1916 by decree of President Venustiano Carranza. The symbols on the flag of Mexico was fed three main sources: 1) of the civilizations that flourished before 1521: Olmecs, Toltecs, Mayas and Aztecs, 2) the English colonial religious and 3) the ex- Liberal England illustrated that it was proposed to found a republic with autonomous and sovereign states.

colors
The foundation stone of the capital city of the Aztec Empire, Tenochtitlán was represented at the Mexica codices with three interwoven diagonal stripes of the same colors as the flag of Mexico. The colors of the flag originated from the flag of the Army of the Three Guarantees, which was the one that ended the War of Independence. Originally, the meaning of the colors was as follows (all 3 guarantees the Army):
Verde: Independence (from Spain, the ideals of the independence movement). White
: Religion (Catholic faith Roman and no tolerance for other religions). Red
: Union (in English and Creole attached to motion).

The meaning was changed due to the secularization of the country, led by then President Benito Juárez. The new meaning of the colors was:
Green Hope (and golden eagle on the shield turns to this color).
Blanco: Mexican unit.
Red: The blood of heroes.
The arrangement of colors in the flag is on the way to the flag of France, where are represented the principles of Freedom, Equality and Fraternity.

I Aztec symbology
There are at least two levels of abstraction in the shield. One is the pictorial representation of the name of the empire's capital, Tenochtitlán. The other is the representation of the cosmological beliefs of the Aztecs. The following symbols have their origin in the civilizations that preceded the colony:

The sacred mountain surrounded by water : After creating the cosmos and order, the creator gods arranged the meeting point of different levels and parts of universe. This is the sacred mountain, the first one emerged from the primordial waters and are believed to contain inside caves full of water and seeds, nurturing, and was a site that stored the vital forces of the underworld. Pyramids were the representation by which each city was symbolized all the cosmogony, with its sunken floor full of water, around which was built around the kingdom. Altlepetl was synonymous with the Kingdom or State.

The foundation stone : Huitzilopochtli is the guardian god of the Mexica. Hardened, violent and warlike, had a nephew opponent Copil. The myth relates that the Aztecs lived quietly in Aztlán , when Huitzilopochtli (Hummingbird of the North) spoke with the priests and told them they must find a new land where they would have wealth, power and where a new town would be born, and when found posing an eagle on a cactus would have reached the promised land. When the Aztecs settled in Chapultepec (another sacred mountain) and started having wars with its neighbors, Copil encouraged these against the Aztecs. Huitzilopochtli defeated him, captured him, decapitated him and snatched the heart, and a priest under his command threw the heart of Copil as far as possible, on the water, where stone became the birthplace of the cactus that reproduced his heart in thousand red tunas. After about 302 years of migration the Aztecs found the sign and there founded Tenochtitlan. Therefore, Tenochtitlan was built on the heart of the enemies of Huitzilopochtli, that is, the Aztec people.

The Cosmic Tree (nopal): For the peoples of the north was the cactus, while for the South as the Mayans, the plant performance was corn. Notes the cardinal directions and points intercardinal, the rebirth of the corn plant, which is not naturally reproduced except with the human seed, the forces of fertility and the recreation of the original creation, the beginning of the cosmos and the claim policy (often the ruler is represented as a cosmic tree in buildings and codices). The Cosmic Tree (And ruler) is in contact with the tremendous forces of the underworld, has the protection of the ancestors and manipulate the powers that maintain the balance of the cosmos. For its part, the hearts of enemies captured and killed were called cuanochtli tlazoti, ie the precious eagle cactus. The juice of the tuna was the emblem of the blood, soma, sacred elixir which powered the sun.

Eagle: is the golden eagle and golden eagle. It is a traditional solar symbol, predating the Aztecs, and represents the violent force. For the Aztecs, represented Tonatiuh, the sun god, their chief god, that gave movement to the nature and the cosmos with his own blood. Is twice the sun, day and embodies his face upward movement toward the zenith. The eagle refers to the sacred war for prisoners, and the offering of their hearts to the sun, thereby maintaining the cosmic order and balance, and ensures the dawn of a new day. The shield the eagle appears on aggressive stance. The Aztecs represented the eagle and its peak emerges triumphant glyph tlachinolli atl, water boiling blood of the enemy.

The serpent The shield is a rattlesnake. The Aztecs represented the eagle devouring a tuna, that is, the sun feeding off the blood of captured enemies. The snake represents fertility of land among agricultural peoples. On the other hand, where ancient depictions displayed the eagle and serpent appear in attitude equal in the struggle, not a devouring the second, and therefore with the same chance of winning. Florescano speaks of the conquest of the warlike Aztecs (with their god Tonatiuh) on cultured peoples established long ago in the Valley of Anahuac, who had a principal deity Quetzalcoatl. It is the triumph of the Mexica state. The Eden where corn was created and born children is called Temoachan ie eagle house (heaven) and the snake (the land).


II English Symbols
Carlos V of Spain decided a shield for Mexico City (named after the conquistadors preferred because they could pronounce it better than Tenochtitlan) that did not include the Aztec shield was rejected by all, until it returned to the old shield of the eagle on a cactus born of the foundation stone. The Catholic priests began to use in the iconography of churches and paintings this shield, noting the preference of the conquered by this symbol. It seems that English Catholic missionaries who were added to a water snake emblem of the city of Mexico during the colonial period. They did it to evangelize the descendants of the Aztec empire, using the Eagle collective memory about syncretism with the symbol of evil in the Catholic religion. Eventually he joined the image of the Virgin of Guadalupe and thus we have the two symbols of Mexican identity, Creole and mestizo, in the two images, the Virgin of Guadalupe and the old shield of the capital of the Aztec Empire, which Creole patriotism were part of the century XVIII which resulted in the War of Independence. Also in the colony was added to the wreath with laurel branches (right) and oak (left) symbol of victory and strength, respectively.

III Contribution
liberal coat colors and old is the first emblem civic, not religious, who joined the Aztec logo flags emerged from the War of Independence and the Enlightenment thought. Masons were several of the men who led for more than a decade the War of Independence, and as in the rest of America became independent on s. Eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, fused their ideals with those of the newly independent republics.

Thus, for over 5 centuries and three traditions, created a mestizo national symbolism representing the independence, unity and most cherished national values, must not be forgotten.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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AMBASSADOR OF MEXICO TO ARGENTINA

August 26, 2009 - Information for the Press N ° 237/09

Source: Press release issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Roberto Daniel Garagiola
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TAIANA TODAY RECEIVED THE NEW AMBASSADOR OF MEXICO TO ARGENTINA



Foreign Minister Jorge Taiana met this afternoon in his office to the new Ambassador of the Republic from Mexico to Argentina, Francisco Eduardo del Río López, who gave him copies of credentials accrediting him as the new Mexican representative in Argentina.



After the meeting with Taiana, the brand new Mexican ambassador in Buenos Aires said the relationship between Argentina and Mexico "is historical, very friendly" and emphasized the "Strategic Partnership Agreement gives an umbrella to all relationships, it covers all political, economic, commercial and even parliamentary diplomacy and civil society." Rio Lopez


further noted that "we come from a very important" because "the chancellor last week Taiana was in Mexico, where" I participated in the meetings and I could tell the good working environment, interaction we have the two countries and in this good time I'm coming to Buenos Aires to look forward to closer things. "


The Mexican diplomat also referred to the similarities between the two countries at the multilateral level, as in the G20 and "comprehensive modernization and democratization of the United Nations system" and many other forums.

Francisco River
studied economics at the Instituto Tecnologico y de Estudios Superiores de Monterrey and joined the Mexican Foreign Service in 1977. He served his country as ambassador to Nicaragua, as Deputy Ambassador to the European Union in Belgium.


Within the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of his country, Francisco del Rio held, among other charges, general directions for America America and the Caribbean and the Protocol.

Monday, August 3, 2009

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few days ago as I headed happily for a post film to see if there was a "jewel" among the filth of pirated DVDs, a distant voice called my name when I return I met a friend at which had not seen for years. Seeing her assault involuntary thought my head, "what the hell had happened!?" When I had known it was a cheerful girl who romped sweetly in clubs and festivals in the city, had now become an entire Dona, of those with chubby ankles and a butt so big that it could establish an entire family dwarfs. Then a second thought traffic my mind, "Yikes!, Tomorrow you will be under the fat, buttons butter jar, let the chickens broaster and go jogging at night."

The talk began and spread inevitably, came around the classic questions that are usually made in such meetings, what has become of your life, where do you work?, What was talsito?, What was the talsita?, etc, etc. I find it intolerable to summarize my life for someone who surely will not see again for many years. But I decided to wind up the conversation long enough to not seem like a rude, while the little hamster in my head just thinking about the films I expected to be properly selected and then brought to my humble home. So in the middle of bla, bla, I must confess that my present life was dedicated to laziness and because of my disease drug Fuller walked a walking pharmacy. She told me she had married and was on his third wawa (notice that lost no time), so just when all seemed to end and I was getting ready to politely say goodbye, to see if we once more before Apocalypse, "she said" Why do not you know ...? Next month is a holiday classic for 90's generation. " Then the hamster in my head ran on his wheel and the following words in my thoughts were bouncing like a ball of k'aqcha: "CLASSIC", "GENERATION", "90's".
Inevitably, my mind went back to the time when I was a teenager puberty, when heard on the radio these ads for holiday classics from the 80's or 70's and said, "poor geeks, trying to recall a past tense and depressed, old accordion who are one step more old childish. " But now I was one of them, what happened? In what point I became part of the generations?, and as gripped by a rise in full soroqchi I left the octogenarian who was inside. I cursed the time that I met with my blessed friend and forgetting the purchase of videos I went straight to my house with his head down.

already on the bus I began to look more calmly this for generations. At first I refused to be part of this label decagonal, but after listing the music and moments that got me was deeper than almost all belong to that distant decade noventera not feel old but both have that feeling that your best days are history that among college and the work fell into the abyss of forgetfulness and your generation was replaced by another who likes metroflog and reggeton. Most of your peers and begin to fall in the bonds of marriage and are being established in monotonous jobs where they will be sucked the last bit of youth who have left. And as the years progress you looking through a window to the owners of these days, with his clothes and music as you go further and further away (shit that dense). Try

give me some encouragement to believe that many of us noventeros, recently we entered the second youth, I wanted to believe fervently that but the word OLD me coconut and just rang while since I dealt with the total depression remembered what Epicurus said the good "who will one day forget how well he has passed it has become old that day." And that gave me another perspective on the issue, settle down and told me that if in the end it was these "generations" that I had no defense that I played, remember the good times hope to live better and stop thinking about bullshit instead of going to buy videos.

** ** Among other things
- For those who do not understand
Soroqchi Wawa Wawa Baby, child or human offspring.
Soroqchi: Describes the dizziness and headache that it gives you because height.
- If you find more spelling errors than usual please excuse wrote this post in the midst of exhaustion and sleep.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

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While rain is often associated with sadness, rainy days for me have always been most welcome. I find no better feeling than to remain standing under the eaves of a house looking like thousands of drops are crashing in the middle of the street. And after last rain there's nothing more peaceful than walking under a clean air and surrounded by the smell of damp earth. Today, after months of drought, the rain has come to my city, I was surprised because usually just beginning to rain between September and August. I remember when I arrived in Cochabamba, about 17 years ago or so (uh, how old I am!), The city was a little wild, there was still many rivers and lakes in the colonial era, one could easily find its garden frogs, snails, dragonflies and even small snakes. The rains were so perfect, not like now that if there is a miserable rain that wets your neck or is a storm that ends up flooding the streets. In those days it rained enough to make their breeding frogs and tadpoles for the beetles leave the ground to fly over the grass.

Today, the city is already fully developed, the only wildlife to be found are the rats that come out at night to sniff for landfills. Even so, the rain has not ceased to be beautiful. Rain somehow manages to show the true face of a city, loud and intense tones are replaced by gray and quiet, the streets are stripped of people and find exactly what they are. It would seem that everything was renovated to change. I think that is the true essence of the transformation rain. One example is the use to which it has been in the cinema. Are such as Almodovar's films in which the rain is a catalyst for the characters to move from a state to another, as when the son of Manuela in "All About My Mother" is hit or when Alice in "Talk to Her" is in a coma. In "The Shawshank Redemption" serves as a purifying rain when Andy Dufresne escapes from prison by a filthy sewer to freedom. Another example is "Rashomon" where rainfall embodies the cruelty of the world surrounding the characters as they discuss the murder of a man. And finally we have "Magnolia" in the end there is a rain of frogs as a synonym of punishment and redemption of the characters and the implausibility of his actions.

Everything shows that the rain is one of the strangest phenomena there. I have always believed that a wet year will be a year of many changes. And in the end it's always good to change. In closing I leave the scene of a film which shows my adoration for rain.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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In life there are a number of pains and bitterness that we are expecting over time and will certainly reach us sooner or later: Missed disease, economic hardship and heartbreak are part of the menu that any human being regardless of status or race suffer. However, and before a bleak picture most of us have (or try to take) a happy and carefree. We all know that we will die some day, we believe we will get many troubles in the future, we attach great importance and we continue, we are pulling pa 'lante, as we say. Good attitude is what life is strange, is a skill, which I think we took in our nature. Life is a misery after another!, What the hell, you live the day and now, if tomorrow comes the apocalypse or plague, worry me at the time. Without embarking today I witnessed that in certain circumstances the philosophy falls apart. It happened this afternoon in my German classes, had bought a chopper (saca puntas) de lápices marca RENCAI ( no saben la emoción que me envuelve estrenar las cosas), así que saqué el relucientemente adminículo en medio del aula pero cuando metí un lápiz y le di vuelta, escuché un CRAC y el tajador chino de mierda apareció roto en mis manos. Entonces, mientras puteaba como un cavernícola frente a mi profesora de alemán, se me ilumino, me di cuenta que a pesar de nuestra innata habilidad de sortear los grandes problemas de la vida, no se puede hacer nada con los pequeños. Me di cuenta de que estamos condenados a que determinadas “pequeñeces”, nos jodan el día y no hay nada por hacer. El calentamiento global fue predicho por Nostradamus, ¿pero qué about my chopper?, nobody saw it coming, and nobody (apart from Chinese shit that joined him) is to blame. Try to think of the continuity of the universe, the Stoics, in Michael Jackson but found no solace. On leaving school I decided to list the "baubles of shit" that one may end up breaking balls:

I. That ruin your just Walkman headphones when you're out traveling.
II. Stepping on the s of a dog and tell when you've already entered your room and gone to bed.
III. Be a super flu, being your nostrils Niagara Falls but you do not have or tissue and not an inch of paper.
IV. Find with a friend (a) on the street, say hello and then realize that he or she does not remember you.
V. Close Word accidentally while building work for hours and not save.
VI. Wanting to look like a Russian diver and give it a panzazo the pool water.
VII. Discover that for years I had put a nickname like "the frog".
VIII. Spend Saturday night watching the giant with Grandma and then find out that your friends threw a party and not call you.
IX. Entering a restaurant pay in advance and then find out that lunch is
X. feet stew And lastly, that you halve the chopper again with the first pencil.

** ** Among other things
"Finally tomorrow I go see Harry Potter, I know what you say, literature Light shit, but that he will do if you can not beat them join them
- It took us to Lake Titicaca from the" Seven Wonders " So to hell, for me always was and will be the world's most impressive lake.
- It seems that winter is going, I think I can start to lower the 8 blankets they sleep.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

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Me and my stupid wallet


remember the college days as a time of mixed experiences, of which always ended up sticking the hysteria, all these papers, exams, reports and practices greatly detracted my spirit and saddened by the pressure of leaving high school. Among the worst things that had to bear was that of going out to class on time, not happening to me but since the beginning of my first semester my small delays of 5 or 10 minutes had been developing into whole hours, which ends up with disheveled hair when class was over. I decided to carry out endless measures to prevent my tardiness, slept with jeans post, put the alarm an hour earlier, or breakfast in the "road." It said that the arrangements made were for much besides choke on a piece of bread did not get the microphone to reduce my procrastination. It was a morning where I woke up with batteries installed, which do not eat breakfast, I dressed in what I found and left home the sun was just emerging.

looked at my watch and could not believe it, finally went out early, I remember the odd tear from my cheek hovered victory. Upon reaching the street I did a count of my belongings, I remembered having forgotten my calculus book and my glasses, but I did not care, the end of the day could not be perfect. They say that God helps him who gets up early and it is true, for the first time in my college life trufi catch a taxi to an empty seat, was paradise. I came up with a smile worthy of the Joker that can be more malicious. I told all passengers good day and I lay down to await the end of the trip. Almost halfway a classmate got sitting next to me was a girl I liked and I had never been encouraged to speak. My disbelief at my good fortune was much higher, that opportunity is to meet tangible. Just when I meant to say something, a little red light on to me, the hamster in my head had to stumble in their conference because I go blank, I realized that not only had forgotten the glasses and the book of calculation, if but also the wallet. I ask, how shit was going to pay my ticket? Urge terrified in my pockets hoping to find a coin but there was nothing but a lot of fluff and a phone card.

Almost immediately I noticed the driver (which incidentally was sitting next to me), was a young man with muscular arms and a tattoo of the barracks in their hands, swallow some saliva and began to weigh the options I had. I could go for option A, stop the taxi and run as trufi thief to see if it hit me. Option B was head down and beg for mercy. There was also the option C and borrow the money to my classmate (who did not know me) and look like an idiot. I decided for option B, but I get off at the university, but wait until all passengers were lowered to non-witnesses bochorno, (en especial mi compañera de clase), cuando el vehiculo se quedo vació (ya casi llegando a la parada a varios kilómetros de la universidad), hice parar el taxi-trufi, apreté fuerte un lapicero como arma de defensa y confesé al chofer mi iliquidez económica.

Para mi sorpresa el tipo resulto ser un hombre compresivo, no hubo los putazos o patadas voladoras que esperaba, sólo se rió como desquiciado, “en otra me lo paga joven” me dijo y dejo que me vaya. Hice una maratón tipo 20 cuadras estilo libre hasta la universidad, miraba el reloj y me decía, “aún hay tiempo, aún llegas”, cuando al fin me topo con la puerta la encuentro cerrada y con una notita attached to the front "Classes are suspended today by medical ailments teacher, thank you for your understanding." I throw a kick to a stone infused and began the long walk home was limping and his head bowed. Those college days when they were good times.

** ** Among other things
"We are almost three weeks since MJ left and go over 50 times throughout their discography, I think that's enough of the tax, now I can go back to my cumbion ... (lie case case) of Twitter
"This raises many questions still me, I did user, I have Followers and Following but not so well to understand works exactly.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

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What's with the floggers?



In this cyber jungle of social networks in which I have declared an avid blogger, liabilities and twitterer facebookers novice, I found a group that has called me to reflect: the floggers. Perhaps the most familiar with the peculiarities of this tribe but for those who do not give them a brief summary.

Apparently all started in one of the varieties of the fotologs blog, photo blogs are where each user has a website where you can be publishing your photographs. At first these platforms were of photographers and photography fans who used their spaces to show occasional interesting picture, but gradually the fotologs began to be invaded by people who began using them to promote themselves, ranging commenting Fotologs other users (but not known), with the aim that these will return the Please comment yours. This group began to have some special characteristics compared with other types of blogs that are

- The design, have a support graphic that reminds you of a seedy nightclub type "Fill Maxi Productions."

- The photos are of the same author in different poses and places. The most graceful they are removed with little clothing or ball (ie nudity). And those who have not been blessed by nature bone ugly, make no angle where they see the big nose or the huge roll in the belly.

- The spelling is a blow to the liver, so much so that it appears that their goal is that language will disappear and return to inform us as apes.

- Comments or signatures are so hollow that could be summarized in three sentences "chida pic (pic refers to the picture)," pazadditta here "and" Oh, you pasaas goor? "(Goor tells anyone who has gone through his flog).

- The author's comments always end with a "pretty OK sign" and almost never exceeds three lines.

- They use excessive emoticons (smiley nones) and sections such as "* Annita *
cσρчяιgн τ © 2009-love & disillucion" (shit that's that.)

- Most are teenagers aged 12 to 17 years (though I found one or two misplaced thirties there).

- only interested to sign his guestbook or add your Flog your favorites list no matter what you know to use only three words in your vocabulary or you are uglier than Pici.

- This is a typical comment in a flog:
"aah leendaa peeQqaa.! heehee buueenO
aand aazi zin muuzhaa inzzpiraazion
aazhi meejOr qee zaabeez vOee qee mee tthe
qeerO meel aah & & nO laa Olvideez
deevOlveer pOzztthh!
eezpeerO een mee tthe metroflog buueenOi eeh! AahOraa
zi qee mee voee aandeez lomejoor tee dee
quiidaz
muucho "What the hell

meant!

In Argentina, the group has become a true urban tribe, which are distinguished by their dress, music and dance. More or less anything.



We can find in the pages of Fotolog or Metroflog , the latter is used in Bolivia. One more thing to add is that many, but many and growing every day. So my thinking is that if you are a retrograde move that will make us all stupid or is a new form of expression. I'll stick with the first, (being a personal opinion) because I think that this phenomenon is based solely on the frivolity and ignorance.

Auto Electro Luminescent Backlight With Afterglow

June meeting



In recent days we met to eat tamales, empanadas, pizza and locro. For when we met again and are TACOS ?????????????????

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Markham Pediatrician Accepting Patients

Confessions, confessions

friend I thank you for making me camels participate in this chain of honesty that is not where it came from or where it goes. And which I have decided to participate devotedly. The question is, is to make a decalogue confessed and honest self, so there are small and humble is my list: 1 When

3 years had a heart attack almost killed the lady who took care of us me and my brother when he awoke in the middle of the night singing like a madman "Beat it" by MJ The fact it happened again several times until my parents had to music allowing me time until I took off like crazy.

2'm very, very distracted while a late rather than get me a taxi-trufi, I went to a private car.

3 The boy was a loner, I used to play alone in my room with imaginary friends, my parents practically tossed me into the street in the hope that I become sociable but people really terrified me.

4 The worst mischief in adolescence was spit out the order of the director, I discovered just as I was with salivary loungers completely exhausted, I had to clean the fucking car with my shirt.

5 The most interesting work and overwhelming that I was managing a cemetery.

6 Once just after going to the store to buy a car chicolac abuse me, I fainted and woke up in the same car that had hit me. When I asked if it hurt or needed something, ask if they had seen the chicolac.

7 At school I used to make wall newspapers and magazines, he dreamed of being a writer but when the time between the Engineering, until now I regret it.

8 (ie if was severe) A friend who studied systems showed me how to hack msn accounts, stole mail and saw many friends. Then the guilt consumed me and I was a rat.

9 In recent months I have been suffering from a horrible disease that has changed my life.

10 Not because since I have little fear of bursting balloons when I tried to take my phobia but I think I will pursue until the end of my days.

Esito would thank you for your attention.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Humorous Email Confidentiality Statement

A memorable Sunday


Unlike others I hate Sundays and holidays, since one of the philosophies of my family is that those days are to tidy up the house as well as normal people spend their precious hours of freedom to the relaxation and pleasure, I will tell my pigsty room to see if I can stop the disorder that reigns there. I remember a memorable Sunday in which I woke up early and started the hard work when you first break of dawn. Confine myself to the basics, brush the dust (I think it went the Sahara desert of my floor), lift forgotten dozen vessels (with foreign content and macerated), empty the suitcase from a trip he had made for months (where I found a variety biological growing). Finally after hours of laborious delivery ended and just as I intended to lie down and enjoy my accomplishment hear the musical voice of my mother, asking me to bathe the dog. I do not know why I swam, he is happy dirty, I'm happy without washing, we are all happy, but we need to traumatize the poor animal (of course I speak of the dog.) First try to bring my good offices as a negotiator, argued that the dog in question is black and gives the same if it is dirty or clean, but this does not help much when my mother cry over it or was threatening the dog or was I But someone was going to end up in the trunks of the courtyard. So I decided to heed the order humbly. Find the animal and it was difficult, not what happens to my dog \u200b\u200bbecause when I say, "sit" or "no you do on the court "does not understand nor jack, but just hear the word" swim "away from home. I had to look in every dark corner until I found him under the bed, I call, nothing. I offered him a juicy piece of meat, and nothing. As far as threatening death and refused to come out, finally had to stretch out a leg and after a wrestling session could subdue him and take him to court. But once he saw the swimsuit was shown to have a supernatural force broke away, ran after him but with my agility feature I will approach or a meter. As a strategy I decided to use the hose, it worked pretty well I managed to corner him against the wall and using my soap brand bolivar rub it well behind and in front, had to skip any number of fleas and end all chewed and scratched skin but had done so. Rinsed once said, "see and bathe you idiot, now what you gonna do?" Shot my dog \u200b\u200bjumped up and went straight to a mound where he rolled freely and joyfully. I swallowed my anger and turned to attack the hose, but just as I approached the unfortunate dog came flying and went straight to my room that my stupidity had left open, paste the cry and followed it, when between what I found on my shaking off all the mud bed above him. My room was a mess echo. That was all a memorable Sunday.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Best Camcorder For Action

Compadre


Yesterday Martadero performed at the tribute to the great Victor Hugo Viscarra, in this tribute were presented readings of texts inspired by the writer's work Paceño his servant dared to present one, the left to see what you think.



Compadre Compadre, what do you do when you can not even bear the body?, "Look as I have left my friend?, At least they would not have removed the jacket, at least it would echo face to one side to hold your breath so close to vomiting and blood. Not be so bloody as you lift me and take me away from the cold, to take a bottle or take a dish my friend, to fill this soul little by little we have it so, so empty.

How many were there, buddy? "," One, two, maybe three?, Can not remember if we went down and climbed, did you saw them coming?, Because I not only felt the punches and kicks close to the chest there and then a friend impotence, an impotence as big as the night, a helplessness at being so drunk, not being able to life, not power with the thugs who busted his face, what bastards we were compadre, how dumb itself is the life! Look

far buddy, look at the heels of pecking the sidewalk sluts, black smoke from a food stall crawling through the air. And some dogs beyond dipping their noses in a lot of garbage and an old woman with thin arms rooting them in the dirt. I would like to get closer to the neon lights hanging from the johns, as the dust go back to the bar to pour the sadness and replace it with liquor.

already feel that we are part of street is filthy, man. It seems that our skin is the frost on the ground and our mouths latrines where it evaporates slowly our existence. We are the black water pouring from a broken sewer. We can only hope the morning comes to us clear as black spots. And people good deal of this street, and we along with the moths and the whores like ashes fuguemos us to places protected from the sun to wait for more falls after dark to leave the nest again to fill the clubs with our voices and our shadows.

I would like to help, man. I like to help. But that can not, with the will split into two nothing can. Do not sleep, man. Do not sleep. Out there I have a few pesos to continue sucking. I can not sleep my friend, that is not yet time to go the other night at the deepest. You have many things to say buddy, you are many things to do. And if so, at least wait for me buddy, so that together like birds of Malaguera'll fly on these miserable streets. Singing and laughing buddy. Singing and laughing.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Rash On Back Looks Like Scrathes

find, misplaced military group in Honduras


A diverse and large number of insults get stuck in my throat at the savagery committed in Honduras. At this point several Central American country towns are isolated and without power following the coup d'etat Democratic government of President Zelaya. Apparently the extreme right in this country could not find another way than violence. Been used as an excuse a referendum that was to be developed for "ask" (with quotation marks within this notice that he was not forcing anyone) the people of Honduras a change in its constitution to allow Zelaya was present again in their next election. Anyone in their right mind would seem a legitimate but it was not for those selfish oligarchs who have finally run out of ideas and have opted for barbarism.

Unfortunately for them not yet invented a time machine and never come back to the years of dictatorship, where corrupt military and purchased whipped killed and our people with impunity. The world has changed for the better, and given back to this group dislocated military neophyte. Even USA, (as a supporter of Latin American dictatorships) gave their support. So bear with people Honduran's gaffe will not last long. And for the oligarchic groups scattered throughout South America, pudranse! and learn to get things the way the law ...

Thursday, June 25, 2009

My Cat Has Started Peeing Everywhere

Goodbye Michael ... This San Juan


We was Michael Jackson ... so far I can hardly believe it, it seems like yesterday when I was 4 years old and I spent hours glued to the cassette player off-key singing "Just beat it" or when he was a infant-puberty and reaches the record store for "Dangerous" or the time you try to get the baby step "Billie Jean" in front of my friends and I was like an idiot. Those were good times, now it has been to remember. Black and white, rich-poor, Michael was gone, and Henceforth we can only remember and remember the music and the memories that we left. Because more than one person to die I think we killed a whole era ...

Here I give you a good theme for the heart and the ear ...

Monday, June 22, 2009

Mount And Blade Party Growing




In San Juan I pay tribute to the Bengalita, spark or star (as known as department in each region or country). I remember the first time I had one in my hands (should be about 5 years), I thought I was king of the universe then try to grab the glittering and ZAZ burn me. The following year, when it was correctly trained in their use, I liked to throw it as far as possible, watching her light up cross that cold moche park on the floor where it still shines. My biggest was to launch a record five times before it went out. I do not know a lot of fireworks, but the "star" has a character, kind, encouraging and fun to the great co-eternal, firecrackers, fire rings bulbs and never have. Turn one and then run like an idiot while you're doing lines of light in the darkness gives you a freedom unimaginable. And just when he is about to end his life incandescent use it to light another, so the fun never ends, oh, if life were that simple! If you can cycle to fire two at a time and play to draw figures of light. Finally, please at this San Juan lit our "sparks" and know that if it touches an icy night you can chill your ass you can always have a light in his hand to guide your steps.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Unterschied Emu Wool Und Emu Bronte

What makes the cold


One night you go running to your house died of cold with only a shirt on top and you left early. You arrive at your door and find it closed, looking for your keys and there is nothing. Ring the bell, hit the door but nobody goes, just your dogs of course can not open up, so I decided to wait patiently for someone in your family come to your rescue while these echo a penguin in the middle of the street. The minutes pass and nothing, but a cold wind that freezes your pants, take out your cell phone. First call your dear mother and tell her you can not go, then says "but the son You should take the key, I'm in the market and there is a trancadera", that will not avail. Still with your dad and that's the same at work and going to take, you continue with your brothers, you do not answer and the other gives you a putazo "Why shit you forget the key?". Look around the whole block is empty, no one who can help you out and you too embarrassed to knock on the door and ask a neighbor to let you go. Then think "to hell I jump the fence ", the view is not very high, but is covered by a vine and some points in the pit, any child over 10 years, the jump in less than a minute, but of course as you have the agility a cow costs about 5 minutes you reach the half, just high street is full of people, spend some ladies who look at you faced thief. but decided to finish your mission and make a final effort to reach the top, right when you move your leg to the other side you hear a delicate crunch, it's your trousers has been hooked on one end, you regret the action taken and decide to turn back but this makes things worse, the rustle is heard louder this time and feel a chill airesito the bottom, (this add that the ladies of long ago will continue to see), desperately trying to unbutton your pants with one hand and you slide dropping like a sack of potatoes just above a bush hydrangeas pay for your stupidity. Your dog is so good that you are jumping and licking his face, get up slowly you put a hand on your pants pocket and what are shattered?, The key!, Puteas in silence and later, when the door is opening arrive in the room tojpa all your family members, saying "but we should have expected" ... yes, the things that makes the cold

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Honey Beige Paint Lowes

special report on the conflict in theaters


After several altercations in the various theaters of the country, in which dozens were reported injured, most for spicy nachos and hot butter, government and international organizations decided to form the Research Agenda for Caution and Order in American Cinema Pipoca. To settle this select group of experts that included: directors, journalists, sociologists, ushers and manufacturers of chips. The first task was to enumerate the causes which had influenced those disputes, they resorted to an extensive background in literature that can highlight the books "The influence of the trailers in the fall of glasses of soda," written by Dr. Willan C. Seats, "cultural conflicts between the public audience of high and low" by Ms. Dóroti Surround Cavas and "Relations between mints and gangster movies" of the well known author Paramount Armando Villa.

was also the case study as the brawl in the early 80's in Agra, India when a cow got in the middle of the screen and nobody had the courage to tell him to do aside. Just as the crisis in the Netherlands and cold drinks the massive theft of promotional posters in Egypt. For the field research methods were used with advanced technology, microphones corn nougat, cameras infrared gum machines and touch sensors in soda straws. After 7 months, 14 premieres and 2 French film festivals, we identified the following causes:

• There is a growing trend in the public who had seen the movie tell the way to their peers.
• Excessive consumption of salsa courses in French fries and nachos.
• The poorly defined boundary between medium-large vs. Popcorn. Big-mediated Popcorn himself from the extra-large vs. Soda. Extra-large soda.
• Lack of information on the proper use of the reclining seats.
• And the continuing confusion between release and premier.

to improve the conditions of the public the following measures were proposed to be implemented in the shortest time possible, which are:

• When the film ends, you should not turn on the lights at least until the credits have come in half or otherwise no longer show the credits.
• Avoid mixing salty popcorn with candy and sell chocolate with peanuts or almonds over 18 years.
• It is advisable to create a special section in each room for the following audiences:
a) Consolidated loving couples
b) still loving couples to consolidate
c) Children rebels
d) Children are not troublemakers
e) Ladies gases
f) Gentlemen gases
g) and silent film enthusiasts

Finally Pipoca suggested to future studies that include 3D cinemas, matinees double and self-cinemas. Thanking cordially dismissed his attention

Federico Llanos Celluloid President-Pipoca

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Buttons Which Side Male/female

Bear and Dog Slaughter in Peru




A hunter and his old dog walking in the forest when suddenly a huge bear came out to meet them. The hunter picked up his rifle nervously.

- Please!, - Said the bear was not carried loaded gun (which I watched for a while know), so do not bother.

The dog began barking and ignoring the man rummaged in his pockets.

- What stubborn! - Insisted that the bear-look at this distance would be enough to stretch me a leg to get the head, try to avoid a scene so painful.

Hunter between sobs began to shake, however the dog was closer to the bear growling and barking.

- There are more tender look at that dog! - Said the bear - it's all a crook.

- What do you do? - Asked the man from hesitation.

- Why, do you think?, I'm going to eat - said the bear - and it is noon and look I'm wearing a fatal hunger.

- Nooo! - Shouted the man - do not kill me, please, I'm too young to die!

- Mmm, I do not - exclaimed the hunter bears watching closely - it seems to be a man who already has a good age, so it's getting late y. ..

- Nooo!, For God's sake, do not eat me, why not look for another food in the forest? - Beg the hunter.

- know I am very sorry, but no. I like lunch hour, you know why to make a good digestion - said the bear getting closer.

- So, then ... - Said the man looking at the sides - ... then cómase the dog, but if you take it leave it all to me.

- this puppy? - Doubting said the bear - not it cruel, it seems a good dog, look as advocates.

- I do not care, and is old and does not help - the man replied.

- No, it is also very small, it would be a great food - said the bear.

- Biber also I have something in the backpack, here's a can of beans that can be used to accompany him - said the hunter saw that the bear was not decided.

- Beans?, Give me gas, do not have a bit of mashed potatoes? - Asked the bear.

- No, I have only beans, but I'm sure he liked are imported.

- knows that, forget the matter was already getting late and I start to eat - said the bear getting impatient.

- Noooo, do not eat me, eat the dog hunter ...- snapper dropping to the floor amid a dismal cry.

- How pathetic!, Hear!, Take a bit of encouragement is terrible - said the bear - we all have to die, no need to do this tantrum.

He said no more and continued writhing on the floor amid screams.

- Listen - said the bear losing patience - Go away, forget it, and it took my appetite, you can go and please change that character will not bring no good.

At that moment the hunter stood up and started running into the bushes.

- Wait!, Do not go out there because there is a ...

heard a loud scream and then a stroke. Hours later a couple walked by the river ranger.

- Here it is! - Said first keeper - this should be the man they saw running around like crazy doing the cliff, poor.

- was shattered - answer the second Ranger - Look here comes a puppy.

approached the dog wagging the tail.

- Must be lost, the better we carry with us, see how the rogue jumps for joy.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Cannondale Grind Pants





To give us our dose of anger down the news of the massacre of at least 20 Indians and 7 police officers in the Peruvian Amazon. The reason apparently has to do with the classic and most familiar "fuck neo", ie.
I. A South American government does a great deal with a first world country (in this case the proper TLC) for the advancement and economic prosperity
II. The concerned government implements a series of rules to "implement" the intelligent treatment that have done, good deep as rules allow innocent Multinational companies are made with jungle rivers and also the territories of indigenous peoples.
III. A vece shows the small problem that Indians care to pollute their land and leave them more miserable than they are for a few Pipoca, thus making non-violent movilisaciones to show their discontent.
IV. The government is testing smart plan "stun partridge, while continues its successful policy
V. Indigenous and start to block roads pissed off waiting for the government to listen
VI. The government in its desire to seek peace, send the "emissaries of harmony" (military or police) to unlock "quietly" roads.
VII. The Indians again discuss the mistake of just sitting tear gas, rubber bullets and other instruments used by the emissaries of a good harmony. It subleban and defend, thinking in vain for human beings and deserve respect. The government is in the painful sacrifice of a little more damaging weapons which produce one or two dead.

In order goes something out there, so again we have the news of another killing. I think we should send to President Alan Garcia a greeting card for good performance and humanity.



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